That she was sent home for gathering in a public place
Your mother is so fat
nobody can be 2 metres away from her.
Your mother is so unbelievably poor
That when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers
Your mother is so bad at cooking,
she overcooks the water.
Your mother is so fat
that if she farts, she´s going to get charged with climate warming.
Your mother is so fat
She cannot do social distancing.
Your mother is so classless...
.. she could be a marxist utopia
Your mother is so massive...
Your mother is so massive that Matthew McConaughey went to visit her and lost 23 years.
Your mother is so fat
Her chins wear suspenders.
(Hope its original, I just thought it up. If not, I can live with it.)
Your mother is so old,
she rewinds the Netflix videos before logging out.
Your mother is so fat...
She wears the asteroid belt to keep her pants up.
Your mother is so FAT
She can't even recognise files larger than 4 gigabytes.
Your mother is so ugly
your father takes her with him to work so he wouldn't have to kiss her goodbye
Your mother is so fat..
..when she wears high heels she strikes oil
Your mother is so fat that she fell into deep depression
and she broke it.
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