That she was sent home for gathering in a public place
Your mother is so fat
nobody can be 2 metres away from her.
Your mother is so fat
that if she farts, she´s going to get charged with climate warming.
Your mother is so fat
She cannot do social distancing.
Your mother is so fat
Her chins wear suspenders.
(Hope its original, I just thought it up. If not, I can live with it.)
Your mother is so fat...
She wears the asteroid belt to keep her pants up.
Your mother is so FAT
She can't even recognise files larger than 4 gigabytes.
Your mother is so fat that she fell into deep depression
and she broke it.
Your mother is so fat..
..when she wears high heels she strikes oil
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