UPJOKE

A man goes to buy a clock.

He's browsing in the clock shop. Suddenly he hears a little voice "Get digital you probably can't read analogue."
Startled, he looks around. Nobody is there.

A few minutes later, he hears another little voice "Your shoes belong in a museum!"
He spins around. Noone there.

As he ...

So, I visited my buddy at the hospital...

...but I couldn't find his room. After an hour of searching, I met a helpful nurse who told me to "head straight, take a right, and then head through Ward E".


Once I got to Ward E, I could see my buddy's room just down the hall. As I was walking, I noticed a few nurses lingering around ...

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