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You Dropped Jokes

I saw a woman drop her purse in the high street this morning, so…

I quickly followed her. As I was just about to tap her on the shoulder she started running for a bus. So I ran after her shouting, "You dropped your purse! You dropped your purse!"
She didn't hear me and proceeded to get onto the bus, so I got on the bus too. As I walked to the back of the bus...

"You dropped something."

is my favourite pick-up line.

If you dropped a male and a female ant into water, which one survives?

The male, because it is bouyant

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A guy pulls out a stick and starts carving it with his knife. His friend yells: "Hey! You dropped a big piece of wood on my floor!" The first guy responds:

"You're overreacting..........it's just a whittle bit."

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

....Sandy ego.

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