UPJOKE

"You dropped something."

is my favourite pick-up line.

Two guys were in a running competition

The first one said ”Hey! You dropped something!”

The other one, stopped and looked around confused. ”What did I drop?!”

”Your speed!” He replied as he ran into first place.

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