Yo Momma Jokes - 82 Hilarious Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma so fat, it wasn't the stork that brought her

It was the crane!

Every "yo momma" joke has been done thousands of times, by thousands of different people.

Kinda like yo momma.

Yo momma is so fat…

…her car has stretch marks.

Yo Momma is so fat...

When she's walking down the street, cops driving by scream out, "Hey you two --break it up!"

Yo momma so fat, I pictured her in my head

And she broke my neck.

What's the difference between Yo Momma and a water buffalo?

About 25 pounds.

How do you change that?

Force-feed the buffalo or shave yo momma.

(I almost feel bad for trotting out a joke older than most Redditors but I can't.)

Yo momma's so fat that objects 5 meters away accelerate at 1 m/s^2 toward her. What is yo momma's mass if G = 6.67x10^-11Nm^2/kg^2?

Please, someone help me, I can't solve it and it's making me nuts.

Yo Momma so fat.......

When she travels by bus, it becomes a cab.

Can we ban "yo momma" jokes from this sub? They're old, stupid and have been done by literally everyone hundreds of times..

Just like yo mamma

Yo momma is so fat ...

She took a jump in the pool, they found water on Mars.

Yo momma is SO slow….

That it took her 9 months to make a joke!

Yo Momma is so ugly

The government extended mask mandates to give everyone's eyes a break

Yo Momma works in IT...

as a disk format cause she's FAT32

Yo Momma so fat...

light bends around her waist, but she doesn't!

Yo momma so fat...

Her blood type is A ... & W

Yo momma is so vegan and fat...

..that she ate a meal and got arrested for deforestation.

Yo momma so fat

her tailor uses mattress sizes

Yo Momma is so old…..

she is a United States Senator.

Yo momma so old…

when I made love to her I was charged with desecrating a historical landmark

Yo momma, she so fat...

there's people on the internet who believe she's flat, not round.

Yo momma is so ugly

Your dad wakes up with morning wouldn’t

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Yo momma like soft butter

She'll spread for bread.

Yo momma's so fat

She uses the highway as a water slide

Yo momma so fat

Her passport photo is a panoramic one

Yo momma so fat...

...when she goes jogging, she leaves potholes.

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Yo momma so fat

Vader had to use both his hands to choke the bitch.

Yo momma's glasses are so thick...

... when she looks at maps, she can see people waving back at her.

Yo momma so fat

She only needs a single cup of water to fill up her bath

YO momma so nasty...

She pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

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Yo Momma's so fat, when she jumps up in the air

the government shoots her unidentified ass down.

Yo momma so fat...

She is considered a carbohydrate based life form.

Yo momma so nice

Yo momma so nice I had to say it twice

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Why are yo' Momma' jokes so funny?
Cuz yo' Daddy was never around.

Yo momma is so dumb

That she tried to drown herself on a pool table

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Yo momma.

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Yo momma so fat…

When she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips

Where do little jokes come from?

Well, a dad joke meets yo momma joke and then they knock knock.

(I made this up myself, I’m really proud of it)

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Yo momma's so fat

When she gives a blowjob it is classified as a class 5 hurricane.

Yo momma so fat

She fell on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh. But the sidewalk cracked up though.

Yo Momma so ugly...

Scorpion from Mortal Kombat be like "Stay over there."

Yo momma so fat...

When she's tanning at the beach, Greenpeace comes with 3 busses to pull her back in the water...

Yo momma's so fat

She has to use a boomerang to get her belt on

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Yo momma so nasty even the crabs done migrated.

Yo momma's armpits are so hairy

it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Happy Mother's Day weekend

Yo momma so short...

You can see her feet on her driver's license

Yo momma so fat...

There wasn’t enough room for a punchline

Yo momma so dumb she waits for the stop signs to turn green

She so ugly they do

Yo momma so fat..

The government cancelled her for being a mass gathering

Yo momma is so stupid

She studied for a drug test

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Yo momma's so fat, her measurements are 36-24-26, and that's just her left arm.

Yo momma so ugly...

We’re gonna lie to her that the pandemic isn’t over so she can keep her mask on.

Yo momma is so lazy...

Yo momma is so lazy that when she died and went to heaven, god told her to climb the stairway to enter and she said no.
So then god sent her to hell.

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My younger son is on a yo momma joke kick right now in life and said this one to me in the car. I know it's a terrible yo momma ...

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Yo mamma's so fat, when she hauls ass it takes two trips

Yo momma so fat

Your father left the house just so he could be far enough to see her entirely.

Yo momma is so pale..

She sweats milk and farts chalk

Yo momma cooks so bad...

The flys all chipped in and fixed the screen door.
>we're here all night, don't forget to tip your waiter!!

Yo momma so stupid,

she uses an emery board to file her taxes.

Yo momma so fat...

The dinosaurs went extinct when she forgot her parachute.

Yo momma’s so old...

When it’s that time of the month, she has a renaissance period.

Yo momma sooo dense,

she would sink in a pool of mercury.

Yo momma so fat...

She can't even fit into her Birthday Suit.

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Yo momma's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm for different timezones!

Yo momma's so fat, she is on BOTH sides of the family!

My nine year old's yo momma joke

Yo momma so fat her patronus is a cake

Yo momma is so ugly.....

Walmart started requiring her to wear a face mask 10 years before they even heard of coronavirus.

Yo momma so fat

the only date she can get is a windows update.

Yo momma's so fat, she's like a Boeing 737 Max 8.

At the slightest sign of trouble, she throws herself at the ground screaming, killing all 300 people riding her.

Yo momma is so literal...

...You still have the scar from when she threw you under the bus.

Yo momma is so fat

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Yo momma's so fat...

United airlines employees said " let the goddamn computer choose someone else. I ain't movin that!"

Yo momma is so ugly

That your father no longer finds her attractive and I am seriously concerned about the health of their marriage.

Yo momma's so poor

Her bank account looks like a college graduate's

Edit :Your momma's so stupid, she thought Reddit Gold was the name of a Jewish banker

Yo momma so dumb....

Someone said it was chilly outside and she went to go grab a bowl.

Yo momma's so fat

...that the city of Dublin was named after her daily weight gain.

Yo momma so fat

Doctors say she has a flesh eating bacteria.....

She’ll only live for 75 more years.

Yo Momma Joke

This just came to me, I’m not sure if it’s been said before but:

“ Yo Momma so fat, that her farts echo on their way out. “

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Yo momma so ugly...

...when she gives someone head, it qualifies as anal.

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Yo momma is so fat ...

* when she wants to take a bath, She fills up the tub and THEN turns on the water

* I crashed into her for 15 minutes

* I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

* She farted in the pool and flooded New Orleans

* when she steps on a scale it yells, ...

Yo momma so fat

When she moves her phone from one pocket to another, it changes network!

Yo momma defies the laws of economics

She's got plenty of supply, but there's absolutely no demand

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Yo momma so fat

When the doctor drew her blood he said "I can't believe it's not butter!"

Yo momma so fat that when she visits the beach shes asked to leave

So the tide can come in

Yo momma's so poor,

when I stepped on a lit match in her house, she yelled "Who turned off the furnace"!

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