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Yo Momma So Ugly Jokes

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Yo momma so ugly...

She has to roofie her dildo

Yo momma so ugly...

We’re gonna lie to her that the pandemic isn’t over so she can keep her mask on.

Yo Momma so ugly...

Scorpion from Mortal Kombat be like "Stay over there."

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Don't get butt hurt when I make yo momma so ugly jokes!

We all know my yo momma jokes have nothing to do with yo ugly momma.......


Nobody wants anything to do with yo ugly momma!!!

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Yo momma so ugly...

...when she gives someone head, it qualifies as anal.

Yo momma so ugly...

... Even Freddy Krueger has nightmares.

Yo momma so ugly...

...she tried to use FaceId on her iPhone and bricked it.

Yo momma so ugly

Jesus saw her and stopped believing in God

Yo mama so ugly

Yo momma so ugly the whole world faked a virus and ruined the economy just to make her wear a mask

Yo Mamma so ugly...

Yo momma so ugly that we created a global conspiracy "plandemic" and ruined the world economy and expedited the new world order and ruined Trump's rally and banned the Confederate flag from nascar and cancelled major league baseball just so she'd wear a mask.

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