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Yo Girl Jokes

Yo girl, are you a zero APR loan?

Because I don't really understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest.

Yo girl, are you my appendix?

Because I don't really understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

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Yo girl you a ten

pH, !

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Yo girl, let's do it like dial-up Internet;

real slow, with all kinds of fucked up noises.

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An exhibitionist cross path with a 6 yo her way to school.

He asks the little girl "Hey, honey, do you know what a phallus is ?"

"No mister, I've never heard of it"

He then gets his raincoat wide open, revealing the erected object and starting to laugh frantically "It's this ! hahahahaha"

To which the child answers "Oh I see, it's like ...

Having some romantic time with yo girl when she asks you to go deeper

But you run out of poems.

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Somewhere in Siberia

Note: translated from another language(dirty)

Long

Siberia, it's super cold,freezing, a man is crawling, struggling hard, he's on a verge of death. Suddenly he sees a light not far out. Using his last bit of strength he reaches a small house. Knocks on a door. No answer. He opens the d...

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