Fred came home from University in tears. "Mum, am I adopted?" he asked.
"No of course not," replied his mother. “Why would you think such a thing?”
Fred showed her his genealogy DNA test results. No match for any of his relatives, and strong matches for a family who lived the other side of the city.
Perturbed, his mother called her husband. "Honey, Fred ha...
I am not like other people
My DNA is different.
Allergies
Did you know, allergies are your immune system treating a harmless substance as a big threat? To put it another way, it's in my DNA to be overly dramatic about things.
You might be a redneck if...
You keep swiping right on your Ancestry DNA matches
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A man rushes to the hospital as he finds out his wife who is in a coma is pregnant
The man storms in the door to his wife's room at the hospital after getting the call from the doctor. The doctor is there with a police officer. "Well, well, well... just couldn't wait until she woke up could you? You sick fuck" the police officer says as he pulls out the handcuffs. "The hell are yo...
I'm not fat!
My DNA's just bold font.
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