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Worst Death Jokes

The person with the worst death gets into Heaven..

Three men die and go up to the gates of Heaven. God comes out and says there is only place for 1 person right now so he will judge and whoever had the worst death gets in.
The first person starts and says "Well I suspected my wife of cheating on me, so I came home early and walked into the bedroo...

There was three people approaching the gates of heaven But there was only one place left

The gate keeper asked the first man what happened to him because the one with the worst death would go inn. The first man said: "Well imagine that I expected my wife was having an affair, so I got home early to surprise her. I found her in the bathroom with a towel round her so I knew she wasn't hav...

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Saint Pete's gates

Three men are waiting at the gates of heaven for Saint Peter to let them in.

Peter shows up and says,"Heaven is almost full, so I will only let the person in with the worst death"

Man 1 then starts his story," I suspected my wife was cheating on me, so I left work early to catch her. W...

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Two Blondes in Heaven [Fixed]

The Version as I know it.

Three men are standing outside the pearly gates and out comes St Peter.

"Sorry Guys, but Heavens pretty full today, so I can only let one of you in. So for this reason, who ever of you had the worst death gets to come on in."

So the first guy steps for...

Heaven is getting full

This is my favorite joke. Its a little long but I think it's worth it.

One day God realized heaven was getting pretty full so he went St. Peter at the gates and said, "Hey, so it's getting kind of full in here so you're gonna need to start filtering who gets in or not by only letting in those...

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