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Worst Job Jokes

I used to have a job crushing cans. It was the worst job ever!

Soda pressing

What's the worst job for a talkative Italian?

A surgeon

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the worst job

a group of friends were chatting about how their careers had all gone downhill.

the first one used to be a model but now drove a garbage truck. "it's pretty rubbish", she said.
"well i work at the tip, and it stinks", said the next.

the third friend worked at the sewage plant. "my...

Someone asked me what the worst job I’ve ever had was...

I told them that in college I was strapped for cash. So probably that one.

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Male pornstars have the worst job.

It’s always a hard day at work.

What's the worst job to have on The Starship Enterprise?

Cleaning up the hollodeck.

Fixing ACs is the worst job

You arrive when it’s really hot, and when it’s finally fixed, you need to leave.

Selling adhesives was the worst job I ever had.....

But I stuck with it anyways

What's the worst job on the Enterprise?

The guy who has to clean the holodeck after Riker uses it.

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What is the worst job in the world?

Vacuuming.
THAT....
SHIT....
SUUUCCCCCKKKSSSSS

A Man With One Wish

There was once a man named Benny. Benny was old, tired, and most of all sad. He had no friends, no family, and worked the worst job. The only thing he ever looked forward to was seeing his beautiful neighbor on his way home from work, Jenny.

One day after coming home from work he say a stran...

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