Not only is my wife really funny, but she's a world class clinical oncologist too.
She has a great sense of tumour.
You have to have the skill of a world class bull rider to keep up with me in bed
You only have to ride me for 8 seconds and then it’s over
My friend Adi is a world class shoe expert. If you asked me “what’s the best shoe brand,” I’m not sure I’d know the answer. But I’d guess...
Adi does.
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A husband and wife are checking out of a hotel
Receptionist: "That will be $400, sir"
Husband: "But we only stayed one night! Why is it so expensive???"
Receptionist: "We are a 5 star hotel, sir, with a world class private golf course and one of the finest spas in the country."
Husband: "But we didn't use the golf course, an...
Did you hear about the cow...
... that gave world class, 1st prize winning milk?
Yeah, it was legen-dairy.
Sherlock Holmes and Watson are taking a walk in the garden nearby after a case.
Watson suddenly turns towards Holmes and says, "You must stop making fun of me now, Holmes. I'm not that dumb now. That was long ago."
Sherlock Holmes looks at Watson a bit mockingly and says, "OK, then. Show me what you can deduce from the objects you see around us."
"Sure.", says Wat...
$50 is $50
There was a newly married jewish couple called Mike and Ida that lived in a relatively small town. Every year there was a big fair that came to town that Mike and Ida decided to go to when they were 19, and they were blown away with all of the events and festivities. There was one in particular that...
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