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No Class Jokes

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He Has No Class

Donald Trump lands aboard Air Force One at Heathrow, and deplanes to a long red carpet. He walks to where Queen Elizabeth II is waiting to welcome him with much pomp and circumstance.

They are ushered into a new silver Rolls Royce, then chauffeured to Buckingham Palace.

After tea, ...

C and C++ walk into a bar...

After a few hours, C gets sloppy drunk and spills its drink all over C++. Outraged, C++ shouts, "good God C! Have you no class??"

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Communists and Trump supporters really aren't all that different...

They both want a world with no class.

Why are C programmers never invited to parties?

They have no class

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You're like school on a Saturday . . .

. . . no class.

I tried dating a communist once, but things didn't work out.

She had no class

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