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Working Retail Jokes

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Working retail is a lot like constipation.

Because sometimes you just don't give a shit.

After working retail I've discovered that there are two types of people in the world

Those who can read signs, and customers.

A detective story

An old joke I remember from working retail, works best with the pauses that I hope I get across:

10 am there is a knock at the door,
knocks me half out of my secretary
It's a dame, she tells me I have to help her find her husband.
It's raining outside so I grab some r...

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