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Retail Worker Jokes

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What's the difference between a proctologist and a retail worker?

The proctologist needed to go to college to deal with assholes for a living.

A retail worker was talking to a customer when they noticed some long, high pitched noises coming from the electronic section

‘Your Macbooks aren’t breaking are they?’ mused the slightly concerned customer.


The worker listened to the noise for a moment before motioning offhandedly to the speaker section.

‘Don’t worry, it’s just a Dell.’

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Why do retail workers call rude and snotty customers “Karen”?

Because they would loose their job if they called them a “Cunt”.

Canadians are perfect retail workers.

They are excellent at apologizing for everything, even if it is not their own fault.

Why are retail workers the best in bed?

Because they're trained to have the customer come first.

Essential retail workers still have to deal with stuck-up shoppers who just won't stay home.

They're in karentine.

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Voodoo Dildo

There's this older, very wealthy fellow. Of course, being very wealthy, he snagged himself a younger and smoking hot wife. Well today he accepted he can't have sex anymore because viagra has ceased to work with him, so he goes to the adult shop to get his wife a toy instead.

He walks up to th...

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