Work Environment Jokes - 8 Hilarious Work Environment Jokes

What do you call a toxic work environment?

A staff infection

I need to file a complaint about a hostile work environment

The elevator keeps telling me I’m going down.

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse:

You cannot post "Thou shalt not steal," "Thou shalt not commit adultery," and "Thou shalt not lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

I had to leave my job at the ceramics factory when they introduced the new equestrian range.

It was turning into a horse tile work environment.

I quit my job at the radioactive waste treatment plant.

It had a toxic work environment.

I cannot get on board with colonizing Venus

I don't work well under pressure and I don't like toxic work environments.

When you don't have a lot of work experience, but you have a lot of ex-girlfriends

"Progressive problem solving skills in an increasingly difficult work environment, with ever increasing productivity goals, only for the company to downsize and lay you off because 'it wasn't you, it was me' reasons."

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Microsoft hires regardless of race, religion, or sexual orientation.

It's a very PC work environment.

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