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Onestone

There once was an Indian who had only one testicle And whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again, I will kill them!"

The word got arou...

I named my kid Bob Ross

He was a happy little accident.

What do you call three Irish lumberjacks?

Tree fellers

Two guys in a bar...

One says "Did your hear the news - Mike is dead!"
"Wooo, what the hell happened to him?"

"Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn't brake properly and boom - He hit the pavement and the car flips up and he crashed through the sunr...

A cowboy and an Indian were riding horse

Cowboy and an Indian were riding their horses side by side, when all of a sudden they came to some railroad tracks.
The Indian raises his hand, and says “whoa”

He gets off his horse, and puts his ear as close as he can to the track.
He then points off in a direction and says, “Buffalo...

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Three women were debating about how wide their pussy are.

The first one said: "When my husband makes sex he puts his penis and his testicles in my pussy."
The second lady said: "Wooo when we are in bed my husband puts his hand and his arm in mine."
It was the turn of the third woman that pointed to her pussy and said: Jimy; Jimy come out, please."

What do you call a shape that's always worried?

A paranoid. (Wooo maths jokes)

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