A woman driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk & asked, 'What's your hurry?'
She replied, 'I'm late for work.'
'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'
'I'm a Rectum Stretcher,' she responded.
The cop stammered, 'A what?............
'A Rectum Stretcher!'
'And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'
'Well,' she said, 'I start by inse...
When I see a woman driving a bus
When I see a woman driving a bus I smile and think about how far we as a society have come in equality. ` And then I wait for the next bus.
There was a man and woman driving down an interstate…
They speed past a sheriff stationed on the side of the road, and the sheriff checks the radar gun. Sure enough, they were speeding, so he takes off and catches up with the elderly couple. He flashes the lights, and they eventually pull over on the side of the road.
The sheriff walks up to th...
Police pulls over a car driving 15 mph in a 70 mph speed zone
It was an older woman driving. He asks her why she was driving slow.
She says - "I saw a sign that said I-15, so I thought the speed limit was 15 mph"
Officer - "That is the sign for the Interstate 15. The speed limit is 70 mph on this road"
Then he notices 3 other older ladies ...
What do you say to a young woman driving a Buick?
Sorry about your grandmother
Woman driving down the freeway topless, causes a multi-car pile-up.
Tomorrow's newspaper headline;
Bears 2, Rams 7
"When you saw an Asian woman driving, you should have moved a bit away from the road",
Said the doctor to an injured man.
Injured man: "What road? I was napping on a bench in a park"
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