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woman driver

I was on my way to work today, when I saw a woman driving with her hazard lights on.

I thought to myself, "At least she's honest."

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I saw a woman driver cause an accident today.

She indicated that she was turning right and then actually fucking turned right.

Whenever I see a bus with a woman driver, I smile and I think how far the society has gone.

Then waited to take the next one.

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Can you drive with one hand

Woman driver suffering from a cold has the heating on full blast. She stops to pick up a young beautiful hitchhiker.

After a while, the blonde starts to feel too hot, so asks for permission to remove an item of clothing.

The driver is now half focused on the road and half on the blond...

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