UPJOKE

Thought I was a STUD but without U

All I have is an STD

COVID-19 Pick-Up Lines

If COVID-19 doesn't take you out... Can I?

Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?

Since all the public libraries are closed, I'm checking you out instead.

You can't spell virus without U and I.

Baby, do you need toilet pape...

What’s the best thing about a Utopia?

It can’t exist without U and I.

You can't spell Quarantine

without U R A Q T

What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

"I'm better without U."

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