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Winning Team Jokes

I told the winning team to stop being communist.

It wasn't fair that they kept Stalin'

Did you see the news about the fight that broke out when they played the wrong national anthem for the winning team at the Asian table tennis finals?

The headline read "Hong Kong Ping Pong Sing Song Ding Dong".

In honor of the Braves' victory, Lets remember Mel Famey, a pitcher for the old Milwaukee Braves.

It was the last game of the season and all the other relief pitchers had been used for a double header, and Mel had driven to the park with his car full of cans of a product Milwaukee had become known for. Truth be told, he was pretty nervous before the game, because he knew he would be called on ...

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After every Super Bowl...

God is thanked for helping the winning team achieve victory. However every year it is a different team that wins it all. This would make god a bandwagoner. And no one likes those assholes.

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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