A man comes home and yells joyfully: “Honey I won the Lotto! Pack your things for a nice big vacation!” - She asks: “Awesome! Should I pack for warm or cold weather?” - Man beams: “I don’t care. Just be on your way already!”
The Lottery
There once was an old man who used to buy the lottery every single day for his whole life, and never won. One day, he had a heart attack and was rushed to the hospital; before he could see the winning lotto numbers on TV. His wife saw the numbers, and realized that he had just won the MegaMillions. ...
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