Why don't birds prepare for speeches?

They like to wing it.

For the ladies

This morning I was putting my make up on and before I could do my second eye, I ran out of eyeliner. I had to wing it.

In response to the invitation for a rather unusual reunion of all time greats.......

\* Newton said he'd drop in.
\* Socrates said he'd think about it.
\* Ohm resisted the idea.
\* Boyle said he was under too much pressure.
\* Darwin said he'd wait to see what evolved.
\* Pierre and Marie Curie radiated enthusiasm.
\* Volta was electrified at the prospe...

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Bar Joke Alert

Guy walks into a bar. There's a blind pianist with a dancing monkey there, but the man thinks nothing of it and orders a beer.

The monkey chitters, runs over, and dips his ass in the guy's beer before scarpering off.

Guy cusses out the monkey and orders a second beer. Monkey runs over ...

I regret joining a band with a turkey on drums.

He usually forgets his drumsticks so he has to wing it.

Plane confused?

just wing it.

Why don’t chickens like to plan?

They rather wing it

During the revolutionary war, a foreign scientist published a paper discussing the environmental effects of the boston tea party.

Unfortunately the scientist did not understand the number system used by the americas at the time and tried to wing it.

People to this day talk about the base 10 massacre.

Penguin Comedian

An ill-prepared penguin comedian was about to go onstage.

"I'll just wing it," he said.

I replied, "You ain't gonna fly with the audience."

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My 8 year old son made me laugh with a dad joke...

We were trying to decide where to eat, I offered up Buffalo Wild Wings, but my son and daughter were being indecisive. I finally said ok guys, make up your mind My son replied with a cocky grin "C'mon Mom we'll just wing it"...he then burst into laughter for five minutes....his fathers humor is real...

There once was duck named Bill...

Bill wanted to live a normal life just any other human kid, learnt to speak english, he learnt to eat human food. But it soon came time to start school, he didn't know how he was going to fit in with him being a duck and all the other students going there would be human, he figured he would just hav...

Birds that have mating rituals...

I bet they just wing it.

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