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Wing It Jokes

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it

I had a party for the worlds greatest historical figures, here are their RSVPs

Isaac Newton: "I'll drop in."

Socrates: "I'll think about it."

Charles Darwin: "I'll wait to see what evolves."

Marie Curie: "I am radiating enthusiasm."

Ivan Pavlov: "I'm positively drooling at the thought."

Albert Einstein: "It will ...

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How does a bird masturbate?

They wing it

Why don't birds prepare for speeches?

They like to wing it.

For the ladies

This morning I was putting my make up on and before I could do my second eye, I ran out of eyeliner. I had to wing it.

I regret joining a band with a turkey on drums.

He usually forgets his drumsticks so he has to wing it.

Plane confused?

just wing it.

Why don’t chickens like to plan?

They rather wing it

During the revolutionary war, a foreign scientist published a paper discussing the environmental effects of the boston tea party.

Unfortunately the scientist did not understand the number system used by the americas at the time and tried to wing it.

People to this day talk about the base 10 massacre.

Penguin Comedian

An ill-prepared penguin comedian was about to go onstage.

"I'll just wing it," he said.

I replied, "You ain't gonna fly with the audience."

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Bar Joke Alert

Guy walks into a bar. There's a blind pianist with a dancing monkey there, but the man thinks nothing of it and orders a beer.

The monkey chitters, runs over, and dips his ass in the guy's beer before scarpering off.

Guy cusses out the monkey and orders a second beer. Monkey runs over ...

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My 8 year old son made me laugh with a dad joke...

We were trying to decide where to eat, I offered up Buffalo Wild Wings, but my son and daughter were being indecisive. I finally said ok guys, make up your mind My son replied with a cocky grin "C'mon Mom we'll just wing it"...he then burst into laughter for five minutes....his fathers humor is real...

Birds that have mating rituals...

I bet they just wing it.

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