My friend and I are gonna try a "wife swap"

I need golf clubs and he's hoping to get a truck

I took my wife to a wife swapping party last night...

I took my wife to a wife swapping party last night, I did quite well, I got a set of socket spanners for her.

I've really enjoyed the benefits of wife swapping recently...

Got a brand new motorbike for her yesterday

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Alien Wife Swap

A Martian couple and an Earthling couple have met and are talking about all sorts of things. Finally, the subject of sex comes up.

"Just how do you guys do it?" asked the Earthling.

"Pretty much the way you do," responded the Martian.

Discussion ensues and finally the couples...

I went to a wife swapping party the other night.

Came back with a great stereo.

Bloke walking down the road with a coffin on his shoulder.

Stops at a house and knocks on the door. “Hello,” he says to the bloke opening the door, “Is this the wife swapping party?”

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