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Wife Driving Jokes

Wife driving the car ....

WIFE: honey?

Husband: yes dear

WIFE: did something hit the car

Husband: yes deer

WIFE: do you know what it was

Husband: yes deer

WIFE: was it an animal

Husband: yes deer

WIFE: was it a rabbit

Husband: no deer



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For my line of work I have to travel a lot and my wife was okay with it at first, but after a while she started getting really lonely. I understood where she was coming from as I had become quite lonely going from hotel to hotel. Instead of letting something regrettable happen I told her let's go to...

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