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Funerals… why do they call it “a wake?”

They’re dead. They should call it “asleep.”

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Why do they call it....

Blue balls instead of a cummy ache?

why do they call Chicago the windy city?

Because of all the bullets whizzing past.

Why do they call it euthanasia?

It’s not like you’re getting any younger

Why do they call camels the ships of the desert?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.

Why do they call it almond milk?

Cuz no one can say nut juice with a straight face....

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Why do they call it masturbation?

Beats me.

Why do they call it possession of marijuana?

They should call it joint custody

Why do they call seagulls seagulls?

Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels!

It's my cake day, so here's a joke... Q: Why do they call it a funny bone?

A: Because it's humerus.

Why do they call them postal workers

and not mail escorts?

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Why do they call it the wonder bra?

When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.

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Why do they call it boob sweat

and not humidititties?

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Why do they call it extra virgin olive oil?

You have to unscrew the lid...

Why do they call him Lord Vader?

Because no one could keep a straight face calling him Master Vader.

Why do they call it kinetic sand?

Because it lacks potential

Why do they call it the Dark Ages?

Because of all the Knights

[OC] Why do they call it the liver?

Because without it you'd die!

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Why do they call Joe Biden Walking Eagle?

While meeting with leaders of the Native American tribes, Donald Trump overheard them speaking to each other about "Walking Eagle."

Trump pulled one of the leaders aside and asked who "Walking Eagle" was.

"Oh," said the elder, "that's our name for Joe Biden."

Trump scowled. "Wh...

Why do they call it a chicken coop?

Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.

Why do they call it pepper spray?

It goes well with assalt

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(NSFW) Why do they call it a needle dick?

Because it stings a bit when it goes in.

Why do they call it the novel Coronavirus?

It's a long story...

Why do they call themselves Vampire Weekend?

Because they suck.

Why do they call a roach clip a roach clip?

'Cause the name "Pot Holder" was already taken.

Why do they call it meth?

Becoth it makths a meth of your teeth...

Why do they call it Space X?

Because if they named it Space E all the rockets would hit on little boys.

Why do they call the first episode a pilot?

Because without one, the show would never get off the ground.

Why do they call Helium, Curium and Barium the three medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium you Barium! \^\^

Why do they call it PMS?

Because mad cow disease was already taken

Why do they call Lil Wayne "The Last Communist?"

Cuz he's We-Z baby.

Why do they call it the American Dream?

Because you have to be asleep to believe it.

RIP George Carlin. He died 11 years ago yesterday.

Mom why do they call me...

[So my friend told me this joke today]

A little girl walks into her mother's room and asks 'mom, why did you name me daisy?'
'Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head,' she replied.
The next child walks in and says 'mom, why did you name me rose?'
'Because when you...

Why do they call it grave robbery . . .

and not skullduggery?

Why do they call it PMS?

Because the name "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.



My buddy told me this back in 2002 and I've never forgotten this one.

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

In Blackjack, why do they call "17" the mother in law?

Why?


'Cause sometimes u wanna hit it but u can't

-kevin hart-

Why do they call chicken the beggar's bird?

Because it says "Buck buck buck buck buck!"

Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

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Why do they call them balls?

Balls is a terrible name for that part of the male anatomy. It implies all the things you wouldn't want done to them. You bounce a ball, throw a ball, kick a ball....

Instead they should call them mints.

Why do they call them “dad jokes”?

Because they are humorously a-parent.

Why do they call it Heinz field?

Because the Steelers can’t seem to ketchup.

Why do they call him "Urban" Meyer?

Because everyone else is Sub-Urban

Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"???

because potholder was already taken.

I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

Why do they call it Black Friday?

Because the prices are so good you are practically stealing.

Why do they call it Spring?

Because the weather bounces around more than a Slinky.

Why do they call it Black Friday?

I dunno, I'm just waiting to hear white people ask how come there's no White Friday.

Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better

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Why do they call it a "waist"?

Because you could easily fit another pair of tits down there.

Why do they call a woman’s monthly visitor a period?

From my experience it’s more like an exclamation point.

Why do they call me seven days?

Because I'm weak.

Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

'Cause they all go there to croak!

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