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Why do they call it Soul-food?

Because they don't use any ginger

Why do they call it marijuana possession

And not joint custody

Funerals… why do they call it “a wake?”

They’re dead. They should call it “asleep.”

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Why do they call it boob sweat

and not humidititties?

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Why do they call it the wonder bra?

When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.

Why do they call it euthanasia?

It’s not like you’re getting any younger

Why do they call it almond milk?

Cuz no one can say nut juice with a straight face....

Why do they call it kinetic sand?

Because it lacks potential

Why do they call it the Dark Ages?

Because of all the Knights

Why do they call it meth?

Becoth it makths a meth of your teeth...

Why do they call it pepper spray?

It goes well with assalt

[OC] Why do they call it the liver?

Because without it you'd die!

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Why do they call it extra virgin olive oil?

You have to unscrew the lid...

Why do they call it a chicken coop?

Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.

Why do they call it the novel Coronavirus?

It's a long story...

Why do they call it Space X?

Because if they named it Space E all the rockets would hit on little boys.

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(NSFW) Why do they call it a needle dick?

Because it stings a bit when it goes in.

Why do they call it the American Dream?

Because you have to be asleep to believe it.

RIP George Carlin. He died 11 years ago yesterday.

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Why do they call it the taint?

Because it taint your ass and it taint your balls

Why do they call it PMS?

Because the name "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.



My buddy told me this back in 2002 and I've never forgotten this one.

Why do they call it a roach clip?

Because pot holder was already taken.

Why do they call it PMS?

Because mad cow disease was already taken

It's my cake day, so here's a joke... Q: Why do they call it a funny bone?

A: Because it's humerus.

Why do they call it Spring?

Because the weather bounces around more than a Slinky.

Why do they call it Heinz field?

Because the Steelers can’t seem to ketchup.

Why do they call it Black Friday?

I dunno, I'm just waiting to hear white people ask how come there's no White Friday.

Why do they call it grave robbery . . .

and not skullduggery?

Why do they call it Black Friday?

Because the prices are so good you are practically stealing.

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Why do they call it a "waist"?

Because you could easily fit another pair of tits down there.

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Sadder Day

Why do they call it Saturday when it's a happier day?

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