Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake. -My 6 year old Nephew
Why did the kid throw salami out the window?
He wanted to see the meatier shower.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Why did the kid with thick glasses go to the public swimming pool?
He wanted to get adult super vision.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus
Why did the kid with the rash not go on a vacation?
His dermatologist told him to apply the medication locally.
why did the kid fall off the swingset?
because his mother threw a refrigerator at him
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Why did the kid cross the amusement park?
To get to the other ride.
Why did the kid drop his Icecream?
Because he got hit by a train while crossing the rails. #staybehindtheyellowline
Why did the kid pursue scuba diving?
Because all his grades are below C-level
Why did the kid only water half the lawn?
Because there was a 50% chance of rain
Why did the kid get creeped out when he was with his uncle playing with an octopus?
Because he expected 8 but he got ten-tickles
Why did the kids get in trouble for eating the sausages?
They were brats
It's my cake day and I don't know any new jokes so. Here are some old jokes I use to love as a kid
1. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? Answer = A stick.
2. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Answer = Thunderwear.
3. Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other? Answer = Dill with it.
4. What time is it when the...
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