Why did the dog cross the road, roll in the dirt, and cross the road again?
Because he’s a dirty, double-crossing son of a b*tch.
*edit* And a such GOOD one, yes he IS!
Why did the dog sit in the shade?
Because he didn't want to be a hot dog! :)
Why did the dog go see a psychiatrist?
He found out he was adopted.
why did the dog cross the road?
because curiosity only killed the cat, never the dog
Why did the dog need glasses?
Because it had paw eyesight
Why did the dog's car get towed?
The dog had too many unpaid barking tickets
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Why did the dog become a stripper
Because times were getting ruff
Why did the dog get a penalty?
For ruffing.
Why did the dog climb the ladder?
To get to the woof!
Why did the dog sit in the shade?
It didn't want to be a hotdog.
*ba dum tsss
*ba dum tish
idk
Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?
It doesn't like Cats.
Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?
because he is a Boxer
Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?
Ruff Bark
Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit?
She was a little husky.
Why did the dog who just gave birth to seven puppies in the vacant lot get a ticket from the police officer?
She was charged with littering.
The dog and hieroglyphics
Hello!
Why did the dog know how to read hieroglyphics?
He was an Egypt-chien!
Little Totos and his father.
One day little Totos returning home after school, found his dog dead on the lawn with its feet up in the air. "Dad why did the dog die with his feet up in the air" said Totos, "That's because its easier for god to come and take him" his father replied. The other day when his father returned home fro...
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