UPJOKE

Why did the dog cross the road, roll in the dirt, and cross the road again?

Because heโ€™s a dirty, double-crossing son of a b*tch.

*edit* And a such GOOD one, yes he IS!

why did the dog cross the road?

because curiosity only killed the cat, never the dog

Why did the dog cross the road?

To get to the barking lot!!!

Ba dum tsss!

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