Why Can't I Get Jokes - 3 Hilarious Why Can't I Get Jokes

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Why can't I get a girlfriend?

The only difference between guys who have a girlfriend and me, is a vowel.
They are 'fit as fuck' and I'm 'fat as fuck'.

Girls like bad boys, so why can't I get a girlfriend?

I'm bad at literally everything. (If you came here expecting a joke, I'm sorry, the joke is my life)

Shirts

So like, you know how there's Extra Large and Extra Small sized clothing? Why can't I get something Extra Medium, like its the most generic sized shirt possible.

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