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What Do You Get When You Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine human DNA with seal DNA?

You get banned from SeaWorld.

What do you get when you combine insomnia, dyslexia and agnosticism?

Someone who lies awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you combine Titantic with the Sixth Sense?

Icy dead people.

What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question with a joke?



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What do you get when you combine a carpenter with a bunch of fishermen?

A shepherd!

What do you get when you combine human DNA with whale DNA?

Kicked out of Sea World, apparently.



Yes, I know it's a repost. But I love this joke.

What do you get when you combine Finland and Germany?

You get a finger!

What do you get when you combine Calcium and Iron?

A cafe

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What do you get when you combine a Crocodile and a Shitzu?

A Crockashit.

what do you get when you combine an elephant and a rhino?

hellifiknow

What do you get when you combine Facebook, Twitter, and YouTube?

Youtwitface!

What do you get when you combine the Rock and E.T.?

(From my little brother)

A rocket

What do you get when you combine a wedding and a funeral?

Two funerals

What do you get when you combine Reddit and 4chan?

A REEEEEE-post

What do you get when you combine an image board website and a popular puzzle game show?

Wheel of 4chan!

What do you get when you combine a kangaroo with a donkey?

A Kick-Ass

What do you get when you combine a goat egg and a goat sperm?

A Zy-Goat

I'll escort myself out.

What do you get when you combine a mommy and a daddy?

I don't know, but my dad said it's a mistake.

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a shark?

Something that talks your leg off.

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

r/jokes

What do you get when you combine corporate greed, sleazy politicians, and willful ignorance?

A climate crisis!

What do you get when you combine a flat earther and their arrogance?

Flatulence.

What do you get when you combine brain supplements and your dinner?

Food for thought.

What do you get when you combine flour, water, sugar, salt, yeast, and animal abuse?

PETA bread.

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What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?

A dictator

What do you get when you combine a group of crows, a Hitman, and a chicken?

A murder most fowl.

What do you get when you combine Mr Clean with a 60's surf band?

The Bleach Boys

What do you get when you combine an equally strong acid and base?

Net neutrality.

What do you get when you combine an overpass and a nuclear reactor?

An overreaction.
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What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

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What do you get when you combine Helium, Yttrium, Selenium, and Xenon?

**HeYSeXe**

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What do you get when you combine shitty, old commercials with audio files?

Aflac

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

What do you get when you combine Richard Simmons with Stephen Hawking?

A fruit and a vegetable.

What do you get when you combine Battlefront II with the internet of 2018?

Pai to play

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?

A Baked Potato

What do you get when you combine silver, a personal pronoun, a tattoo, and the short form of Edward?

What do you get when you combine silver, a personal pronoun, a tattoo, and the short form of Edward?

Ag I tat Ed.

I'm veeeerrrryyyyy agitated.

A joke a coworker told me today: What do you get when you combine a cow, a duck, a piece of wood, and a rhino?

Cow the duck wood rhino?

What do you get when you combine flour, eggs, sugar, fruit, and a man who thinks women are objects?

Crepe Culture.

What do you get when you combine How I Met Your Mother, 2 and a Half Men, and The Big Bang Theory

How 2 and a Half Men Banged Your Mother.

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

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