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What do you get if you mix human DNA and whale DNA?

Banned from Seaworld



Cake day so time to Karma Farm, and I can't see this joke posted

What do you get if you mix human DNA and whale DNA?

You get kicked out of sea world…

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What do you get if you mix Donald trump and a jew

Orange juice

What do you get if you mix a horse with a cat?

A very strange-tasting smoothie, and a traumatizing experience for everyone involved.

What do you get if you mix Ex-Lax with holy water?

A religious movement.

Q: What do you get if you mix ducks with fireworks?





**A : Firequackers.**

What do you get if you mix a very sad cloud and the ocean?

Tropical Depression.

What do you get if you mix an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino.

What do you get if you mix a kangaroo with a elephant?

Bloody big holes all over Australia

What do you get if you mix laughing gas and helium?

He He He

What do you get if you mix plutonium with a fishing rod?

Nuclear fission

What do you get if you mix.....

Mexicans with Samoans?

Some mo Mexicans!

What do you get if you mix Lassie and a canteloupe?

Melon-Collie.

What do you get if you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

what do you get?

What do you get if you mix up an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?




A guy who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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