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What do you call someone who likes to crack their knuckles a lot?

A crack addict

What do you call someone who likes both Shrek and Fiona?

Bishreksual

(Courtesy of my 13yo son)

What do you call someone who likes to take tiny bites of human flesh?

A Can-nibble

What do you call someone who likes making friends and is always down for some social interaction?

A Socialist.

what do you call someone who likes their meat well done?

A misteak.

What do you call someone who likes to tell Dad jokes, but doesn’t actually have children of his own?

A faux pa.

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