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What Do You Call A Person With Jokes

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What do you call a person with a sexual attraction to bicycles?

A pedal-phile.

What do you call a person with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

This is a really dumb joke but here it is. What do you call a person with no body and no nose

Nobody knows


Yeah this a really dumb joke plus I'm not that funny IK

What do you call a person with a briefcase in a tree?

A branch manager

What do you call a person with 2 donkeys?

Biased

What do you call a person with severe ADHD

AD4K

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What do you call a person with no arms and no legs...

At your front door? Matt.

Under a pile of leaves? Russell.

In your mailbox? Bill.

Hanging on a wall? Art.

In the middle of the ocean? Fucked. (Also Bob).

What do you call a person with only 25% of their spine?

A quarterback

What do you call a person with no arms and no legs that you throw into your pool?

Bob.

What do you call a person with a house, and a retirement plan, that really isn't that bad?

An ok boomer

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What do you call a person with a Simpsons fetish?

Homer-sexual

What do you call a person with an elephant as a father and a donkey as a mother?

A libertarian.

What do you call a person with memory problems telling a joke?

To get to the other side.

What do you call a person with normal abs in a universe full of fat people

Abnormal

A billionaire has a billion dollars. A millionaire has a million dollars. What do you call a person with ten dollars?

A college student.

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