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What Do You Call A Guy With Jokes

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What do you call a guy with a small dick?

Just-in!

what do you call a guy with 15 and a half rabbits up his bum?

Kyle. My names Kyle.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, on the floor?

Mat.


What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, in the ocean?

Bob.


What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, in the desert?

Fucked.

What do you call a guy with a knife sticking out of him?

An ambulance..

What do you call a guy with a plant fetish?

A Weed Whacker.

What do you call a guy with old hair?

Harold

what do you call a guy with his fist up a horse's ass?

An Amish mechanic!

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what do you call a guy with a condom on his nose?

The Fuck knows

What do you call a guy with epilepsy in a bathtub?

A washing machine

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What do you call a guy with two dicks?

Ambidextrous.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, ...

and floating in a bathtub? >!Bob!<

and sitting outside your front door? >!Mat!<

and hanging on your wall? >!Art!<

and lives in a swamp? >!Pete!<

and sitting in hole? >!Doug!<

and wanted for theft? >!Rob!<

and fully functio...

What do you call a guy with lots of street smarts?

A road scholar.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe....

Robertoe.
Courtesy of my 8 year old daughter.

What do you call a guy with a shovel in his head?

Doug

What do you call a guy with no eyes?

Well, it’s rude to call people names. But he goes by Mchael.

What do you call a guy with a pink shirt, pink shoes,and a pink 40 caliber?

Sir.

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What do you call a guy with two sets of testicles?

"The Most Interesting Man in the World"



... because he has Dos Equis

tyty I'll see myself out

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?

Art.

That same guy in your pool? Bob

Same guy in your hot tub? Stew

Sitting under your car that's missing a wheel? Jack

Same guy on your porch? Matt

Same guy getting hit with a baseball bat? Homer

Same guy lying in a pile of leaves? Russel

What do you...

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What do you call a guy with a pencil strapped to his pecker?

Dick Tracy.

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What do you call a guy with two kids and a nice butt?

Dad ass...

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex

(made this one up myself!)

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What do you call a guy with a lisp who likes to jack off during math arguments?

A math debater.

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