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What Do You Call A Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that floats?

A good bouy

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn’t matter what you call it. It won’t come over anyway.

What do you call a dog magician?

A labracadabrador!


I am not sorry.

What do you call a dog that works on top of buildings?

A ruffer

What do you call a dog that’s freezing?

A chili dog.

What do you call a dog underneath another dog?

A sub-woofer

What do you call a dog w no hind legs and brass balls?

Sparky!

What do you call a dog that provides the bass for speaker systems?

A subwoofer

What do you call a dog in a circus?

A carnival barker

What do you call a dog that gets frosting all over its fur?

A pupcake.

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer!

Thank you, I'll be here all day.

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What do you call a dog that clucks like a chicken?

A cock-er spaniel

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Why would you call him, he can't come over.


Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Last place you put him.


Where do you bring a dog with no legs?

Drag race.

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What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn’t matter! The dog isn’t going to come anyways.

But what do you call a eunuch with no legs?

Still doesn’t matter! He’s not going to cum anyways!

What do you call a dog that lives in the top of a palm tree.

A cocomutt.


Or a palmeranian.

What do you call a dog owned by a Mandalorian?

Boba Pett.

What do you call a dog ,with one eye, and one leg?

Lucky
In loving memory of my father who was the biggest jokester, until his very last days, all he wanted to ,do was make others laugh.
He wanted us to put a fart machine in his casket and let them blow, my mom wouldn't allow it...

What do you call a dog who serves icecream?

Scoopy-Doo

What do you call a dog that's part great dane?

Great danish

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

A subwoofer.

(You can credit/discredit my son for coming up with this)

What do you call a dog run marketing business

Barketing inc.

What do you call a dog playing an FPS game?

*Collie* of Duty

What do you call a dog that manipulates dolls?

A puppyteer

What do you call a dog who builds houses?

A barkitect.

What do you call a dog that spies on people?

A ChiHuawei

What do you call a dog that can smell everything?

Omniscent

What do you call a dog with no tongue?

What do you call a dog with no tongue?

Scruffy Bollocks.

What do you call a dog that helps out in a Spanish law firm?

A perro-legal.

What do you call a dog jumping into a pool?

A cainine-ball

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