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What Do You Call A Dog With No Legs Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

A good buoy.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn’t matter what you call it. It won’t come over anyway.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Why would you call him, he can't come over.


Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Last place you put him.


Where do you bring a dog with no legs?

Drag race.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call it. It's not gonna come.

(Probably been posted before, but oh well I'm new and I apologize)
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