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What Do You Call A Deer Jokes

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye-deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no sex organs?

No fucking eye-deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no sex organs, and no legs?

Still, no fucking eye-deer.

What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no eye deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no genitals?
Still no fucking eye deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no g...

What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?

Bombi.

what do you call a deer with no eyes in sign language?

Anything you like. It can't see you.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer

-written in dirt on the back of a truck. Gave me a laugh.

What do you call a deer that loves being out in the rain?

A reindeer

What do you call a deer with no legs ?

Anything you want, it can’t chase after you

What do you call a deer that can’t curse?

I don’t buckin’ know.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

(Hillbilly) Well I gots no i-dear-ah

What do you call a deer with guerrilla training?

Ram-doe

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idear.

What do you call a no-eyed deer that cannot move?

Still no idear.

What do you call something that's having sex with an immobile, no-eyed deer?

Fucking still no idear.

What do you call a deer who wants to make cartoons?

Adobe Illustrator.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no idear.

What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium

Anyone who has any simple, stupid jokes like these please put them in the comments. :) I just started a new job and stupid little jokes are perfect for breaking the ice.

What do you call a deer with mixed feelings?

Bambivalent

What do you call a deer that's been hit by a car?

Dinner

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer!

Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

What do you call a deer who ran away with her ant lover?

An Antelope.

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