What do you call a deer wearing glasses?

Bad eye deer.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

What do you call a deer with no eyes or penis?

No fucking idea.

What do you call a deer with no legs, penis or eyes?

Still no fucking idea.

What do you call a deer that loves being out in the rain?

A reindeer

What do you call a deer with hooves in its ears?

Anything you want, he can't hear you!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no eye deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no genitals?
Still no fucking eye deer.

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What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?

Bombi.

What do you call a deer that can’t curse?

I don’t buckin’ know.

What do you call a deer with guerrilla training?

Ram-doe

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

(Hillbilly) Well I gots no i-dear-ah

What do you call a deer who wants to make cartoons?

Adobe Illustrator.

What do you call a deer that’s enlisted in the Air Force?

A bombar*deer*.

What do you call a deer that's been hit by a car?

Dinner

What do you call a deer with mixed feelings?

Bambivalent

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no idear.

What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium

Anyone who has any simple, stupid jokes like these please put them in the comments. :) I just started a new job and stupid little jokes are perfect for breaking the ice.

What do you call a deer who ran away with her ant lover?

An Antelope.

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer!

Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

My mom is the queen of cheesy jokes and her favorite: " what do you call a deer with no eyes?"

" no idear"

Deer x 3

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.

What do call call a deer with no eyes made out of metal?
Steel no eye deer.

What do call a deer with no legs, no tail, and no torso?
A hat rack.

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