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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye-deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no sex organs?

No fucking eye-deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no sex organs, and no legs?

Still, no fucking eye-deer.

what do you call a deer with no eyes in sign language?

Anything you like. It can't see you.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no eye deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no genitals?
Still no fucking eye deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no g...

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

>!No eye deer. \*shrugs\*!<

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer

-written in dirt on the back of a truck. Gave me a laugh.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

(Hillbilly) Well I gots no i-dear-ah

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no idear.

What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium

Anyone who has any simple, stupid jokes like these please put them in the comments. :) I just started a new job and stupid little jokes are perfect for breaking the ice.

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