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What do we want?

Low flying airplane noises!

When do we want them?

NNEEEEOOOOWWWWW

WHAT DO WE WANT?!?!!

WHAT DO WE WANT?!?!?

LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES!!!

WHEN DO WE WANT ‘EM?!?!?

*NEEEEEYYYYOOOOOOOOWWWW*

What do we want?

Now!

Time travel!

When do we want it?

What do we want? A cure for obesity. When do we want it?

After dinner!

What do we want?

Race car noises!!

When do we want them?

Neeeeeooooowwwww

"What do we want?" "Comic timing!" "When do we want it?"

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What do we want? CLICKBAIT!

When do we want it? The answer will shock you...

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“What do we want!?” “Hearing aids!”

“When do we want them!?”
“Hearing aids!”

What do we want? Jokes we've heard a million times! When do we want them?

Impatient cow

What do we want? A Chinese dictator!

When do we want it? Mao!

"What do we want???"

"Increased funding for Alzheimer's research!!!"

"When do we want it???"

"When do we want what???"

What do we want? More research into a cure for ADHD! When do we want it?

Let's play swingball!

WHAT DO WE WANT?

SODIUM HYDROXIDE!

WHEN DO WE WANT IT?

NaOH!

What do we want? Ominous warnings! When do we want 'em?

Soon.

Women: "What do we want? TELEPATHY! When do we want it?"

Women: "Well when do you think we want it?!"

What do we want? Procrastination!

When do we want it?

Oh no rush...

What do we want?

Friday!

When do we want it?

Sunday night.

What do we want?

PROCRASTINATION!!

When do we want it??

I don't know, maybe later. If not then definitely tomorrow sometime.

What do we want? To Procrastinate!!!

When do we want it? Tomorrow!!!

What do we want?

An end to irritating questions.

When do--

Now!

What do we want?

Silence!

When do we want it?

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What do we want?

Punch Lines!

What do we want?

"Funny, original jokes!"

"Where will we get them?"

"In the comments!"

What do we want?

Whaduwewant?

Time machines!

Whenduwewannit?

....whenever.

Credit: N. D. Tyson

What do we want?

Less capitalism.

When do we want it?

When it's on sale.

What do we want? Malapropisms! When do we want them?

Know!

What do we want?!

"what do we want?!"

"Really bad cat jokes"

"When do we want it?!"

"Meooooowww"

What do we want?

A Northern Irish accent!

When do we want it?

Noy!

WHAT DO WE WANT? PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE BEHAVIOR!

WHEN DO WE WANT IT?







Well, we're sure you're really busy with all of your important things.

So, we'll just have to wait, until you feel that we've waited long enough, and maybe then, you'll be able to find some time for others.

It's fine.

T NOW! what do we want?

MORE TIME-TRAVEL JOKES!

when do we want them? RIGH

- John Freiler

UK PRIME MINISTER:What do we want?

UK GOVERNMENT: BREXIT
UK PRIME MINISTER: When do we want it?
UK GOVERNMENT: NEVER!!!

What do we want!?

Megaphone holder: What do we want!?


Mob: EXTENDED DEADLINES FOR PROCRASTINATORS!


Megaphone holder: When do we want it?!


Mob: LATER!

**WHAT DO WE WANT?** *A time machine!* **WHEN DO WE WANT IT?!**

*...doesn't matter.*

Also, I can't format.

WHAT DO WE WANT!?

CLEARED TIMES ON OUR MICROWAVES!

WHEN DO WE WANT IT?

0:00!

What do we want? Doppler effect! When do we want it?

nooaaaaAAAwwww!

Three old friends met at a bar, and one asked the group, “When we die, what do we want to be the final words of our loved ones when they look over our casket?”

“I want them to say that I was a loving and loyal husband and father who always put his family first”, the first friend said.

“Well,” said the second friend, “I want them to say that I was a man who never gave up on my dreams and lived a very fulfilling life.”

“As for me”, said the thi...

"What do we want?" - A cure for procrastination!

"When do we want it?"
- Soon...

What do we want? Hi speed Doppler effect cat drive by noises.

When do we want them?
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