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What do they call Miley Cyrus in Europe

Kilometery Cyrus

What do they call the Hunger Games in France?

Battle Royale with Cheese.

What do they call T-Rex in India?

Chai-Rex

What do they call Pringles in Spain?

Pr*español*

What do they call mobile phones in prison?

Cell phones.

What do they call the currency in Kazakhstan?

The Almaty dollar

What do they call ambulances in Russia?

Abubukar

What do they call it when two construction machines get into a physical altercation?

A CAT fight

What do they call the 4th of July in nursing homes?

In Depends Day.

What do they call Peppa Pig in Germany?

*Brat*wurst.

What do they call an orgy in Alabama?

A family gathering.

What do they call an extra-large bottle of lube in Alabama?

Family size

what do they call a gigolo from Czechia?

A stimulus check

What do they call a male chicken in britain?

Rorchestershire

What do they call aborted fetuses in Prague?

Cancelled Czechs.

What do they call a cemetery where it’s a mix of different religions and creeds

A melting plot

What do they call the side effects of lactose intolerance in France?

Smelly derriere (dairy air)

What do they call Jehova Whitness in China?

Ding Dong

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Since vegans can't beat their meat what do they call masturbating?

Stem cell research.

What do they call a Gnome who lives in a city?

A metronome.

What do they call arson in France?

Crime brulè

What do they call Pepsi in Mexico?

Pepyes

What do they call pastors in Germany

German shepherds

What do they call a small mosque in Spain?

A mosquito.

What do they call a guy without a body and a nose?

Nobody Nose

speak, three languages you are trilingual, two, bi-lingual, what do they call you if you only speak one language?

American

NSFL What do they call a cheap circumcision?

A rip-off

What do they call a French guy on slippers?

Philippe Philoppe

What do they call the rapper "50 Cent" in Venezuela?

$1,554,270.59

What do they call an abortion in Hogwarts?

*fetus, deletus!*


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What do they call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids

What do they call a right turn in NASCAR?

The Earnhardt.

PSA: Don't tell this joke in a 100miles of Charlotte Motor speedway.

What do they call it when engineers get older and start losing their memory?

Dimensiona.

I'll show myself out....

What do they call a pushup in Paris?

A French press

What do they call the bathroom at the pentagon?

The pentajohn

What do they call cows in Islam?

Moohammed

What do they call the electrical engineering freak?

Wired

What do they call a chemist who makes sodas?

A fizzycist.

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What do they call a prostitute’s used panties?

Underworn

What do they call the security at a SAMSUNG store?

Guardian of the galaxy

What do they call shoes with wheels in Africa?

SwaHeeleys.

What do they call a talkative Colombian?

Hablo Escobar

What do they call the Coronavirus in China?

The One Grandparent Policy

What do they call an Italian hooker?

A pasta-tute.

What do they call a mexican with no pants?

Señor Nuts

What do they call a skilled lumberjack?

An axepert

What do they call voter manipulation in China?

Gerrymandarin.

What do they call a depressed barrier?

Saddam

What do they call a grandma who’s quick to respond?

...an InstaGram.

What do they call the guy who graduates dead last in his medical school class?

"Doctor". They call him "Doctor".

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What do they call premature ejaculation in the military?

A dishonorable discharge.

What do they call their kids in Belgium?

Brussels Sprouts

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What do they call an orgy in England?

A Gloucester fuck.

What do they call summer in Finland?

The best day of the year.

What do they call Four Loko in Mexico?

Cuatro Krazy.

What do they call a heavy Dragonborn?

They call him the Draggin’Born.

What do they call a Double Quarter Pounder with cheese, large fries, and a Diet Coke in France?

"The American Weight Loss Plan."

What do they call a human vibrator?

Michael J Fox

What do they call Tom Hanks when he's too scared to move?

A petrified Forrest

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What do they call a chopping block for rosters

A cock block

What do they call a cup of coffee in China?

A cup of Zhou

What do they call an unplanned pregnancy in Germany?

A kinder surprise

What do they call Gold Bond at Hogwarts?

Quidditch.

What do they call the riot police in Germany?

The kraut control

What do they call acorns in the hood?

TREEZ NUTS!

What do they call a stolen tesla?

An Edison

What do they call dog experts?

Dogtors

What do they call it when your eye is infected with COVID-19?

Corona-Iris. I'll see myself out.

What do they call confectioner's sugar on the moons of Jupiter?

Io cane powder

What do they call Samuel L. Jackson in Mexico?

“Samuel El Jackson”




I’m sorry

What do they call the Bernie Bros now that hes lost the nomination?

Back to being plain ol' BernOuts

What do they call conversations in the bedding business?

Pillow talk.

What do they call an Ethiopian with diarrhea?

"Show off"

What do they call a joke thats very unique and nothing like anyone has seen before?

Reposted.

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What do they call a baby shower in Japan?

A Bukkake.

What do they call Jury Duty in Australia?

Didgereedooty

What do they call internet regulation in Russia?

Nyet-neutrality

What do they call a Royal With Cheese in America?

A State Dinner

What do they call divorce in India?

Re-arranged marriage

What do they call it when a Chameleon can’t change colour?

Ereptile Dysfunction

What do they call a banana hammock on the beaches of Massachusetts?

A Cape Cod Piece

What do they call Cuba in a different dimension?

Squara

What do they call the 13th floor in England?

The 12th floor.

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