What did the old man say to the prettiest nurse at the nursing home?
"Help! I've fallen for you and I can't get it up!"
what did the old man say before he kicked the bucket?
old man "how far do you think i can kick this bucket".
What did the old man say when he shook his fist at his kids who were valets?
Goddamn parkin' sons!
What did the old man say when the post woman knocked at the door.
Huh... I was expecting male.
What did the old man say when the local blacksmiths caught him trying to scare everyone away from town so he could buy up all the property for himself?
I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for you metaling kids.
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