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What's worse than waking up with a dick drawn on your face?

Someone telling you it was traced on.
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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

being shot

What's worse than a cold toilet seat?

A warm one.

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What's worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face?

Finding out it was traced

What's worse than having ants in your pants?

Uncles.

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What's worse than inciting insurrection to overturn a democratic election?

Lying about a blowjob, apparently.

What's worse than locking your keys in your car outside of an abortion clinic?

Having to go in and ask for a coathanger

What's worse than 2 girls running with scissors?

2 girls scissoring with the runs.

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What's worse than having a small penis?

Nothing. Sorry if you clicked on this to make yourself feel better.

What's worse than beating a dead horse?

Shooting a live gorilla

What's worse than finding 2 babies in a trash can?

Finding 1 baby in two trash cans.

What's worse than a box full of snakes?

A box that was SUPPOSED to be full of snakes.

What's worse than fingering your sister?

Finding your dad's lost wedding ring inside her whilst your doing it!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and discovering a worm?

Having high voltage electrodes attached to your testicles and being flogged senseless with a knotted rope.

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What's worse than a registered sex offender

An unregistered sex offender

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis.

What's worse, ignorance or apathy?

Don't know.

Don't care.

What's worse than rushing to the liquor store 5 minutes before it closes?

Getting there 30 minutes before it opens.

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

What's worse than a receding hairline?

An advancing hairline

What's Worse Than A Giraffe With Sore Throat?

A centipede with sore feet

What's worse than tennis elbow?

Golf Balls

what's worse than being adopted?

finding out it was Rick Astley who gave you up.

What's worse, Alzheimer's or Parkinson's?

Does it really matter whether you spill your drink or you forgot where you put it?

What's worse than losing all of your arms and legs?

Living in ohio

What's worse than hearing someone brag about how flexible they are?

Watching them toot their own horn.

What's worse then a Werewolf?

What's worse then a werewolf?



a Rightherewolf!

What's worse than stubbing your toe?

Getting hit by a car.

What's worse than an elephant in the china shop?

A hedgehog in the condom factory.

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What's worse than seeing your mother in a porno?

Seeing you mother in a pregnant porno.

What's worse than laughing alone at your own joke?

Hearing another laugh when you were trying out the joke alone.

What's worse than seeing a condom in a second hand store?

Coming back to find it sold.

What's worse to step on in the middle of the night than a lego

A landmine

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What's worse, getting kicked in the balls or child birth?

Let's put it this way: No man gets kicked in the balls and asks to do it again.

What's worse than telling the person that has a crush on you that you only see them as a sibling?

If they incest

What's worse than a suicide bomber?

....a suicide bomber with a resume.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half >!the population of the planet dead thanks to anti-vaxx morons actively working towards deleting herd immunity.!<

What's worse luck than breaking a mirror?

A Condom, that one might just get you for 18 years or more.

What's worse then sitting on Micheal Jackson's lap?

Still sitting on it when he stands up

What's worse than using your family as political props?

According to my HOA, using them as Halloween props.

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