Worse Than Jokes - 45 Hilarious Worse Than Jokes

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What's worse than waking up with a drawn on your face?

Someone telling you it was traced on.
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What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half of a worm

What’s worse than a box full of snakes?

A box that was SUPPOSED to be full of snakes.

Why is North Korea worse than South Korea?

They have no Seoul .

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There is nothing worse than a doctors receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of patients

I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this guy handled it.

A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.

The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'

'There's something wrong with my dic...

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What's worse than waking up with a drawn on your face?

Finding out it was traced

Walking with 1 leg is worse than walking with 2.

The difference is staggering.

What's worse than a cold toilet seat?

A warm one.

What’s worse than finding out Santa isn’t real as a kid?

Finding out your parents are broke.

What is worse than a serial killer

A parallel killer, who kills multiple people at once, instead of one at a time

Who would be worse than Captain obvious?

Doctor Obvious

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What's worse than having a small ?

Nothing. Sorry if you clicked on this to make yourself feel better.

What do you call a rideshare app that’s worse than Uber?

Unter.

What’s worse than having diarrhea and a clogged toilet?

Nothing, please someone help me out

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What's worse than inciting insurrection to overturn a democratic election?

Lying about a , apparently.

What's worse than finding 2 babies in a trash can?

Finding 1 baby in two trash cans.

What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis

Why is a stock market crash worse than a divorce?

Because you lose half of your money but your wife is still there

What's worse than beating a dead horse?

Shooting a live gorilla

Some idiot bet me $50 that I couldn't name an illness worse than aids.

I said "I definitely *can sir*".

What's worse than rushing to the liquor store 5 minutes before it closes?

Getting there 30 minutes before it opens.

What's worse than locking your keys in your car outside of an abortion clinic?

Having to go in and ask for a coathanger

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What's worse than biting into an apple and discovering a worm?

Having high voltage electrodes attached to your testicles and being flogged senseless with a knotted rope.

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What's worse than a registered offender

An unregistered offender

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

What's worse than a receding hairline?

An advancing hairline

The only thing worse than a head-on collision is...

The only thing worse than a head on collision is a head-off collision.

What's a headline that's worse than "Missing person remains missing"

"Missing person's remains found"

What's Worse Than A Giraffe With Sore Throat?

A centipede with sore feet

What’s worse than marriage jokes?

Being married

What’s worse than losing $100?

Losing the game.

What's worse than tennis elbow?

Golf Balls

What's worse than hearing someone brag about how flexible they are?

Watching them toot their own horn.

The only tihng worse than a repost? A repost with a typo.

It’s just reposterous.

what's worse than being adopted?

finding out it was Rick Astley who gave you up.

What's worse than losing all of your arms and legs?

Living in ohio

What is worse than two children in a trash bin?

One child in two trash bins.

What's worse than an elephant in the china shop?

A hedgehog in the condom factory.

There's nothing worse than having a Cranberries song stuck in your

heeeeeeeeead,

in your heeeeeead,

in your head, in your head,

in your hea, hea, head

What's worse than stubbing your toe?

Getting hit by a car.

What's worse than laughing alone at your own joke?

Hearing another laugh when you were trying out the joke alone.

Why are written puns worse than puns spoken aloud?

Puns on paper are tearable.

Whats worse than one bee sting?

Two bee stings

Whats worse than two bee stings?

The holocaust

Whats worse than the holocaust?

Three bee stings

What is worse than a Boy Scout in your pocket?

A Brownie in your pants.

What's worse than seeing a condom in a second hand store?

Coming back to find it sold.

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