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Well Built Jokes

If you wanted to display data about well built furniture for horse houses, what would it be called?

A stable stable tables table.

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New Miranda rights

A very attractive and well built young female cop pulled over a man on a suspected DUI.
After some initial questions she decided to arrest him and made him get out of the car.
"Sir you have the right to remain silent and anything you say will be held against you...."
She never got to finish...

3 Women goto Heaven where they’re addressed by St Peter

He says “we have 1 major rule here in heaven, there are a lot of Turkeys up here. Do not step on the Turkeys there will be consequences “

Accepting this rule the women nod their heads and go on into heaven. About 5 days later the first of the 3 women step on a Turkey. She is immediately calle...

A buff man with a orange-sized head..

A well built man with a head the size of an orange walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender quite shocked inquires “do you mind me asking about the size of your ahead?”. “Sure..” he acquiescently replies.

“Not long ago I was lost in some woods. I don’t know how I got there. As I was...

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A guy walks into a pub...

And sits down next to this well built, clean cut fellow who is already pretty drunk. He notices that this drunk guy has several strange bottles in front of him and asks, "hey pal, what's that beer like?"
"This here is some amazing shit! If you drink enough of 'em, you can fly!" exclaims the drun...

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