I got an wedding invite that said, “We are not accepting any gifts. Your presence on our special day is a gift in itself.”
Reading it, I realized that I wasn’t invited.
I got thrashed for RSVP'ing a wedding invite,
Apparently "maybe next time" wasn't a good reply.
I received a wedding invite soaked in squash today.
Turns out I had been cordially invited.
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