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Wear Condom Jokes

My Dad shows me a 30 min PowerPoint on why I should wear condom

my photos were on every slide

Why did the woman wear condom earnings?

So she wouldn’t get hearing aids

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I hate it when they wear condoms in porn. What's the point?

Men can't get each other pregnant.

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Why don’t Brexiters wear condoms?

They prefer to pull out.

Why didn't Confucius wear condoms

Because he who has a hot iron, melts rubber

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I have a feeling Gordon Ramsay likes to wear condoms when he has sex

Because he doesn't like it raw.

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Guy sitting in the STI specialist's waiting room.

Getting worried and a man he knows walks in, so they sit and talk for a minute. "Man," he said, "Never thought I'd see you in here, you're always so fucking careful. What happened?"

"Nah," the man replies, "Dunno, work up this morning after a night out and I got this real red ring around my ...

Confucius say, he who wear mask alone in car

also wear condom alone in bed.

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