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Ways To Make Jokes

There are two ways to make people angry.

The first is to make people curious and not tell them.



And the second is

There are 70 ways to make a man happy...

One is booze and the other is 69.

There are two ways to make someone mad

One is not finishing your sentence and the other is

My wife asked me if there are any ways to make me happier in our marriage

I said yes there are ways. Threeways, maybe even fourways

A turkey farmer was experimenting with ways to make a better turkey.

After many frustrating attempts, the farmer announced to his friends, "Well I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has 6 legs!"

They all asked the farmer how it tasted.

"I don't know" said the farmer. "I never could catch the darn thing!"

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A man has a 25 inch long penis

And he thinks it is way too big, and he looks for ways to make it smaller. One day, he finds out about a witch in the woods who can solve his problem.

When he went to the witch, she told him to look for a frog by the stream and ask the frog to have sex with him. The frog will say no, and his ...

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