This guy shows up at a farm and says he knows how to make animals speak
The farmer says, "That's ridiculous."
So the guy walks up to the farmer's cow and says "Moo moo moo."
The cow replies in English, "Oh, thank you for asking. He generally treats me very well. He milks me promptly at 5:30am every morning. If I had one suggestion, I wish he'd change the w...
How to make a blonde laugh at Monday morning?
Tell her a joke at Friday night.
How to make a baby
There is not one dirty word in this, and it is funny.
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family.
On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now; the man should be...
Wanna know a secret on how to make a woman go mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm all night?
duct tape.
How to make a woman scream with just two fingers...
Poke her in the eyes
Want to know how to make a joke fall flat?
Spill something wrong in the punchline
Do you know how to make a net?
You just sew a bunch of holes together.
How to make a charity
1. find someone in need 2. Create an organization and donate all revenue to said someone 3. ??? 4. nonprofit
How to make a person with anger issues angry?
Tell them that they have anger issues.
Taught the kids how to make a burger from Scratch....
.....they were devastated. Stupid name for a cat anyway
Do you know how to make a good vegetarian chili?
Stick her in the freezer.
How to make a good joke
Wait this isn’t google
How to make a girl laugh
Step One: ask her out.
You know how to make a dead baby float?
2 scoops of dead baby and a coke....
Always a seasonal delight, today we will look at how to make a pumpkin roll :
Step 1. Get a pumpkin.
Step 2. Take your pumpkin to the top of a hill.
Step 3. Give it a little push.
Step 4. Enjoy.
Do you know how to make a dumb person curious?
“No, how?” - “I’ll tell you tomorrow.”
Mixologists, bartenders, how to make a smoky manhattan?
You fly a plane into the WTC
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
How to make a messed up joke even more messed up by changing the tone of a single word:
Version 1: Q: What's the difference between my sister and a pigeon? A: The pigeon died after I fucked it.
Version 2: Q: What's the difference between my sister and a pigeon? A: The pigeon died AFTER I fucked it.
My 87 year old, retired navy grandpa told this joke at family dinner after I graduated physician assistant school: "Well did they teach you how to make a hormone?"
Step on her toe
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